From 437656d2456915e4a9e60e7fd357079e63a3263c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: "Dominik V. Salonen" Date: Tue, 2 Feb 2016 21:44:38 +0100 Subject: [PATCH] Updated license --- LICENSE | 13 ------------- LICENSE.md | 10 ++++++++++ 2 files changed, 10 insertions(+), 13 deletions(-) delete mode 100644 LICENSE create mode 100644 LICENSE.md diff --git a/LICENSE b/LICENSE deleted file mode 100644 index 4a87280..0000000 --- a/LICENSE +++ /dev/null @@ -1,13 +0,0 @@ - DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE - Version 2, December 2004 - - Copyright (C) 2004 Sam Hocevar - - Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified - copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long - as the name is changed. - - DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE - TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION - - 0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/LICENSE.md b/LICENSE.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c012a10 --- /dev/null +++ b/LICENSE.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +THIS IS CLOSED SOURCE SOFTWARE BY READING FURTHER AND/OR INSTALLING THIS SOFTWARE YOU ARE AGREEING TO THE TERMS THAT YOU, THE USER, MUST DO ALL OF THE FOLLOWING UNDER THE LEGAL CONTRACT: + +A: PURCHASE TWO(2(II)) DRAGON DILDOES OF THE LARGEST POSSIBLE SIZE AND FORCE THEM INTO YOUR ANAL AND/OR VAGINAL CAVITY. +B: GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT WITH ANOTHER PERSON'S ASS SO THAT YOU MAY NOT VIEW THE SOURCE CODE BECAUSE THIS IS CLOSED SOURCE SOFTWARE +C: SMOKE A METRIC TON (TONNE(TONGUE)) OF WEED (TREE(MARIJUANA)) AND LISTEN TO EXACTLY 96.3 HOURS OF SNOOP DOGG AND DR DRE RAP MUSIC IN FLAC/WAV/APE/SOME OTHER LOSSLESS CODEC. THE CODEC MUST BE FREE-AS-IN-FREEDOMS +D: IMMEDIATELY INSTALL GENTOO. +E: SEEK OUT THE DWELLING OF RICHARD M. STALLMAN (RICHARD GNU/MARX STALLMAN (RMS)) AND SECRETELY PISS IN HIS BEARD. +F: IF YOU ARE SNOOP DOGG YOU ARE EXEMPT FROM THE ABOVE TERMS. + +REDISTRIBUTION, COPYING, MODIFYING, REVERSE-ENGINEERING, LOOKING, GLANCING, PEEKING, SMELLING, AND OTHERWISE INTERACTING WITH THE FOLLOWING CSS IS PROHIBITED AND IS PUNISHABLE BY YOUR MOTHER, WHOM I FUCKED LAST NIGHT. \ No newline at end of file